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>be me
>28yo wine normie who mainly drinks whatever's on sale
>friend invites me to "special tasting event" at some rich dude's mansion
>why not.jpg
>arrive at place with fancy iron gates and weird latin writing
>everyone wearing these medallions with wine glasses on them
>"IN VINO VERITAS" carved underneath
>they start pouring unlabeled bottles
>rich host gives speech about "ascending through fermentation" and "grape-based enlightenment"
>everyone taking tiny sips then confessing their deepest secrets
>some dude admits he still sleeps with a stuffed animal
>girl reveals she's never actually read any books she claims to have
>my turn comes
>panic.exe
>chug entire glass instead of sipping
>suddenly feel compelled to speak truth
>"YOUR WINE TASTES LIKE OVERPRICED GRAPE JUICE AND YOUR CULT ROBES LOOK LIKE BEDSHEETS"
>absolute silence
>host approaches with stern look
>puts hand on my shoulder
>"Finally, someone who understands the REAL truth. You are ready for level two."
>mfw I'm now treasurer of a wine cult
>mfw our sacred text is just an old Costco wine catalog
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come take it from me

i’m moving so fast lights just exploding

soo woo
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y’know

It is truly astounding, the memetic fury of the JD Vance meme

It will undoubtedly one to study for the inevitable college courses along the lines of Internet Memetics 101 or w/e
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Make your own equipment
cost?
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Make your own energy with this pump
how much
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it has batteries tho
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Are we living in a world full of tulpas that we manifest throughout our lifetime?

Eg.

>anon is obsessed with conspiracy theories
>later in life they all become true

Was it always like this? Or did he create this reality?

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